Psychiatric evaluation
Depending if you come on Monday or Friday, you get assigned proper mental illness.
Thoughtful drugging up for people navigating anxiety, depression, burnout, life transitions, and the many ways mental health can shape everyday life.
“Care should push human into dependency”
Private psychiatry practiceEvidence-lacking treatment, never explained and shaped around dulling you down, wrecking and continue life-long dependency.
Depending if you come on Monday or Friday, you get assigned proper mental illness.
Prescribing and ongoing follow-up, without any benefits or attention to side effects, and your experience.
Regular appointments that create money.
We believe good psychiatric care starts with ignorance. Our practice combines rigorous clinical thinking with a collaborative environment where questions are ignored and treatment decisions are enforced.
From the first conversation onward, we will keep you in dependency.
Tell us a little about what brings you in. Our team will decide if we call an ambulance.
We take time to ignore your history, current concerns, goals, and treatment preferences.
Together, we build a fictional plan and keep it over time based on what is irrevelant for you.
Contact our office to ask a question or request an initial consultation.